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thanks ! my ex best friend stopped talking to me after i opened up something very personal to her. she was forcing me to tell, so i did. and she said ‘i can't stay frens with someone who has gone through that ew.’ OKAY.

thanks ! i once turned so red after an awkward situation, that my teacher took me to the medical room, to check if i had fever.

thanks ! i almost fell from a 9 storey building while playing holi with my friends, in grade 6. idk who saved me but i remember getting pushed in a bucket of colored water after that.

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

thanks ! i kicked a guy who was three years senior to me, in the balls while playing kabaddi in the school playground because, he made fun of my hg for not having a father. deserved.

thanks ! i almost got k!dnapp3d last year.

thanks ! the lore i carry, are the things that actually happened to me. my parents n know nothing about whatever i wrote here except, where i have mentioned them. i have no plans on telling anything to them, any time soon. thank you.

Unclear if rock bottom, but Braves hit it anyway in 11-10 stunner loss - Battery Power

thanks ! i once punched a guy in grade 6, and one of his teeth disappeared. we're still in touch and he has a denture, thank you.

thanks ! i have a useless talent of memorizing and recognising footsteps. if i am meeting someone for the first time and i hear their footsteps, i’ll know what their steps sound like when i meet them, next.

thanks ! i once got sent back home because the receptionist thought i was in grade 8. i was in grade 11, thank you.

Reddit sues Anthropic, alleging its bots accessed Reddit more than 100,000 times since last July - The Verge

thanks ! tata’s nano used to be my favorite car ever. its so cute, you cannot change my mind.

thanks ! a car ran over my 4 year old self because, my frens had challenged me by saying ‘you cannot cross the road without help.’ guess what? i proved their point. my parents know nothing about this episode.

thanks ! got chased by a group of seniors in grade 7, because we threw water balloons on their vehicles. valid because we did that on purpose.

Dozens of Israeli children develop malignant tumors from sperm donor - The Jerusalem Post

thanks ! it's still a mystery that, why i haven't broken any bones, considering the way i live.

thanks ! i am disgustingly self aware, there's nothing i haven't already over-thought about.

thanks ! i am the way i am because my dad accidentally banged my head against the wall when i was 3, while playing with me.

Weight loss connected to nerve cells in the brain, study finds - The Brighter Side of News

thanks ! i yap fast, i eat fast, i walk fast. i walk really fast, i hate slow walkers.

thanks ! my mum made me visit a psychologist when i was 5 because, she thought i was crazy for liking movies with violence. question mark question mark.

thanks ! omw from school, i jumped out of the moving van because, i thought we stopped. embarrassing. i did not get hurt but my fren started to bawl.

Have you ever really seen aliens or UFOs by yourself? Can you share your experience?

side note : this is a slight trauma dump and heavy silly shit, so don't come at me ty.